john's Profile @ Guitar Masta.net

Hi, my name is john dolmayan and im the drummer from system of a down and i honestly REALLY dont like computers but the guys insisted that I make one of these, so i did, lol. i dunno what to write, lol. Im just gonna put some random stuff -I was born July 15,1975 in Lebenon -When i was younger I was almost shot in my bed -i have a dog named ginger *i know im gay lol* -I was kicked out of an Armenian private school but i dont wanna tell you why. -who doesnt like porn? i love it, lol ok anything else you wanna know, just ask

*About Me*
Name	John H. Dolmayan
Nickname	Tarzan bitches..you know its hot
Birthday	july 15, 1973...im so fuckin old!!
Age	32....crys of old age
Height	*alright fine shavo...im 5'8"..sob* i dont wanna be daron!**
Hair Color	black, with my pimp-ass mohawk!
Eye Color	brown
*Have You Ever*
Fallen for your besfriend	uh..no im not gay
Kissed someone who was just your friend	well daron once but WE WERE DRUNK!!!
Been rejected	maybe...
Been in love	yeah i am now with my lovely lady
Used someone	nah i couldnt do that
Cheated on someone	nah
Been cheated on	yeah
Done something you regret	der!
*Do you ...*
Color your hair	sometimes...dont fuckin judge me!
Have tattos	nah
If so how many	your mom
Have any peircings	nah
If so how many	your mom
Have a bf/gf	yes gah!
Like thunderstorms	yeah sure whatever
Ever get off the damn computer	yeah! i have a life...sometimes
*Have you/Do you have...*
Considered a life of crime	hmm...im intrigued
Considered being a hooker	DARONS A MAN-HO!
Coneidered being a pimp	.....................i am.......................
Split personalities	hell no
Obsessions	um,....i dunno
Panic	when i wake up next to one of the guys, gah i fuckin freak out!
Anxiety	your mom
Depression/Considered suicid	nah im no pussy
*Right now..*
Current clothes	perv! stop watching me!
Current mood	im high-per as fuck
Current hair	uh...mohawk-ish?
Current music	tool bitches!
Current annoyance	telemarketers....they can blow me
Current perfume/cologne	J.LO! lol, im kidding...i swear
Current thing you should be doing	beating up daron
Current crush	my babe!
*Favorite*
Drink	BEER!!
Color	black...i love it
Candy	SUGAR!!!
Tv Show	um....porn, no invader zim!
Movie	the lord of the rings movies...i know....imma dork
Place	your mom!
Person to talk to	serj, he's always got good advice
*Do your perfer..*
McDonalds or Burger King	burger king! but imma fatass
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend	my lover!
Root Beer or Dr Pepper	.....................BEER!.............
Sunshine or Rain	rain.....that sounds emo
Spring or Fall	uh....spring
Winter or Summer	what the hell?
Vanilla or Chocolate	CHOCOLATE BITCHES....MINE!
Snowboarding or Sking	uh......fuck
Lights on or Off	what the fuck?
*Are you...*
Understanding	.............sure
Open Minded	for drugs? yes
Bad Tempered	nah im cool
Happy	yeah when im with my girl
Attractive	hells yeah...
Bored Easily	fuck yeah man
Sad	not right now no
Unique	hells yeah....
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy	um....lesbians
Eyes	whatever
Hair color	i like brown..i dunno why
Long or short hair	long
Hieght	taller than daron, that short fucker
Body Type	no fat chicks
Personality	this is just gay
*Random*
How would you describe yourself	im....uh.....cool
Do you have any Pets?	yeah, my doggy!
Have any syblings?	yeah my sister
What do you want to be when you grow up?	im am grown up ,what the fuck?
Do you wanna get married and have kids?	married but no kids
What is your best physical Trait?	ask my babe
What is the best thing about your personality?	i can look so calm but im crazy as hell
What words do you overuse	your mom!
Whats the most annoying thing about you	i fuckin love lord of the rings!
End this survey with a quote	WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KNOCK ME OUT WITH A GUITAR DARON?!
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You scored as John. You are John from SOAD. You are a very quiet person but around friends you are a maniac.

John

94%

Daron

69%

Shavo

56%

Serj

38%

Which memeber from System of a Down are you?
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damn right im john!

Equipment:

I own a Tama "Star Classic" Maple drum set. Its badass and its got a monkey on it....i like monkeys

Musical Skills/Knowledge:

soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad Click here to make Falling Objects soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad soad

Other Interests:

i dunno just ask, oh! omg, this one time, me and daron got into a fight and he hit me over the head with a guitar and i hit him with a mic stand, lol, i was just thinking about it and i thought it would be funny to bring it up...lol, shavo was just laughing at us. dude, that ivy chick (i am not the american dream) is cool, add her

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•\| Old §chool Hollywood \|•	I LOVE UR mother****in QUIZ! XD
rikiscorner	hey wuts up how u been?
Tony Riemer	wut r u doin during the "hiatus" thing?
sYsTem oWnS rOx	wussup joHn thanks for the add man ur awsome! haha daron knocked u out with a guitar?!!! thats sick. what the hell did u do?
Austin Reihl	hey johnny. haha johnny. Does that **** you off?
Ryan R.	hey, how's it going
Daron Malakian	YOU ****ing BULLY
Daron Malakian	YOU'RE A BULLY
Tom Gregory	hey do u have xbox live
•\| Old §chool Hollywood \|•	lol hey thanks 4 acceptin my add n i like ur drumkit that u spent time to develop it looks awesome!
zach c	I THINK YOU ARE A MUCH BETTER DRUMMER THAN DARON WOULD EVER BE! LOL
Ashley	Hello...you are on my contact list so I though I would contact you....
i wanna play docter with u after the amber alert is off	SUGAH!
Nicholas Webb	mmmmm MARIJUANA SMOKE IT IN YOUR LUNGS, NATURAL, NO CANCER, IT BE OK TO SMOKE, ALL NATURAL, ITS A WEED,....it ISSSS weed?!?!?!?
Nicholas Webb	som1 needs to leave me a message on how to submit tabs and say your fav bands
oh.... THAT guy	hey
Ashley	thanx for adding me!!!...what's up??
Daron Malakian	Why should I? You keep me in a box
Daron Malakian	i
victim of the down	SPIDERS! lol
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