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Crystal |
I don't care, mon bete. I tell him that all the time and he luvs it! Wow I am the awesomest person ever! Just kidding |

Crystal |
Weirdo. C'est le parfum. Burberry Brit. (What else would I wear?) |

Crystal |
You are an idiot and I love you very much. |

Crystal |
What do you mean "preppy"? And you're the one who took that picture! Remeber? You guys were trying to put that spider on my head and I screamed really loudly. |

Crystal |
Kay. And you know I don't. Anyway I have to go learn how to say "me likey" in Spanish. He speaks French, too! Just perfect |

Crystal |
I was so out of it last night! What's a kowalaby? And you know I wouldn't drink when I've got school in a few hours. All I've had since Mon is 4 bags of Skittles and Red Bulls, and I'm so wired right now |

Crystal |
I always do. And did I really? I don't remember that. |

Crystal |
Really? That's exactly why I love them. He's such a charmer ("I'll kill anyone for you" or "Cut the throats of babies just to hear you say I Love you Too")Quelle romantique! |

Crystal |
DELETE IT RIGHT NOW!!!! Please? |

Crystal |
I deleted it. And okay, obviously I'm not a lezzie, but if I were all, you know... and so was she, and I was totally out of it and it was like, really dark... I don't know. Maybe. She's very pretty. And I don't even care because I'm like the only one who sees this anyway. |

Crystal |
Oh, and now that you broke up with the other Crystal, you should probably get rid of that last bit. It's stupid anyway. |

Crystal |
And what do you mean no more mssgs? Now I shall do a long one to annoy you. Did you see how perfectly messy his hair is? Or how adorably shy he gets? He's teaching me Spanish, too. I know how to say all body parts now. |

Crystal |
Ahhh, I am just tres cool. |

Crystal |
Yeah, let's go ****! I'll **** you up! Meet me at Old Man Richard's flagpole at midnight so I can kick yo arse! |

Crystal |
But that is why you love me. Admit it. Andres has the cutest elbows!! Did you notice them? |

Crystal |
Mon chere, I saw the doctor today and... the baby's yours. Whatever shall I do? |

Crystal |
You are a naughty little pervy jones and I'll miss you terribly. And stop going on and on about your knob or I'll **** you up, yo. (I'm very street now) |

Crystal |
No, you weeny. I'm just tired. And ill, I think. It was that stupid burger. Now I remember why I went veg. |

Crystal |
Dude, I don't even care anymore. I'm tired of being a Bloc/C&C advocate. Listen to whatever you want. |

Crystal |
And the reason you haven't been able to reach me is because my cell fell in the loo. But I'm getting that new chocolate one!! |
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